Hey, my names insanity. Whats yours?

I'm a distracted human in an abstract world, taking on life day by day.

I say what I mean and I mean what I say.

I'm impeccably average.

I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Darkness is my escape & tea too.

Get ready for insanity.

Best of luck & good riddances kind peasant.

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  • pettyartist:

    But if we laid eggs instead of birthed babies I suppose that we would also lay unfertilized eggs too.

    So what would we do with them??

    Would we have designated drop off areas for them?

    Crack them open and flush them?

    Would it be customary to eat them???

    Is that cannibalism if it’s just the yolk and whites and not fertilized??

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  • "One day after I die, everyone will move on with their lives. Everyone will forget about me. Can I handle that even when I’m dead?"
    things that keep me up at night #2 (via dumbteengirls)
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  • shadow-writer:

    Love is not having
    enough sense to know when to
    give up on someone.

    (via shadow-writer-deactivated202111)

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  • "My biggest fear isn’t that you’ll lie to me one day, or that you’ll cheat on me … my biggest fear is that you’ll wake up before me one morning and instead of leaning in and kissing me on the cheek, you’ll look at my sleeping body and start to notice all of my flaws. My crooked nose, my chapped lips and the stretch marks spread across my stomach and thighs. You’ll think about my random spouts of jealousy and the fact that I talk too much. You’ll remember how annoying it is, that no matter what, I’m always right, and just how selfish I can be sometimes. You’ll walk into the kitchen, brew a cup of black coffee, and stare at the pale, morning rays of sunlight entering the window frame, and come to the conclusion that, for no particular reason at all, you don’t love me anymore …"
    Things That Keep Me Up At Night (via from-the-darkest-grays)

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  • chongthenomad:

    have you ever wondered what would have happened if drake and josh was still airing and what josh’s reaction would have been to the last episode of oprah

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  • "What if yesterday is secretly in love with today, but can only watch as today falls for tomorrow over and over again."
    Josh Elbaum “Things That Keep Me Up At Night” (via memorizetheirfaces)
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  • "What if I try to kill myself and I live. Then what? Everyone will worry about me, and they’ll know how messed up I am."
    things that keep me up at night #3 (via dumbteengirls)
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  • nuggles:

    DOES ANYONE ELSE EAT THEIR POPCORN WITH THEIR TONGUE LIKE A LIZARD OR IS THAT JUST ME

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  • breadmaakesyoufat:

    one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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  • transhermann:

    Happy Julius Caesar Was Stabbed 23 Times By 22 Senators And Once By His Best Friend Day

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