But if we laid eggs instead of birthed babies I suppose that we would also lay unfertilized eggs too.
So what would we do with them??
Would we have designated drop off areas for them?
Crack them open and flush them?
Would it be customary to eat them???
Is that cannibalism if it’s just the yolk and whites and not fertilized??
Love is not having
enough sense to know when to
give up on someone.
have you ever wondered what would have happened if drake and josh was still airing and what josh’s reaction would have been to the last episode of oprah
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
Happy Julius Caesar Was Stabbed 23 Times By 22 Senators And Once By His Best Friend Day